>Cancer Bats - "Robbed In Germany"

I've had so much stuff stolen over the years. It's pretty shitty. Bikes, cameras, backpacks at shows, wallets, and even my dignity and youth! People in general suck. continue

>The Mighty Regis - "Studying To Be A Priest"

I’ve done my ritzy club time. It was an abruptly brief chapter of my university nightlife, but bronzer and Gucci don’t mix well with me. I’m talking excess calculated to the point of moderation. That sentence... continue

>Queen Kwong - "Fubar got addicted to Indian food"

When I was renting a house with some other students a few years back, this street cat started showing up on our doorstep, every time with a new war wound from fighting with other animals. This prompted my housemates to... continue

>Sandman Viper Command - "You’ve Placebo’d An Anaphylactic Attack"

There’s not much I remember about family vacations from my childhood. One story I do remember, however, was a trip to visit a family friend in Pennsylvania. My sister and I were playing hide-and-seek in a ravine behind... continue

>Via Tania - "Living In The World"

When I was in the 8th grade I got a chance to do a student exchange to France. When I first arrived I was so sick from the flight that I thought I might throw up… No one ever taught me how to say, “I’m going to barf on... continue

>The So So Glos - "Queens Central Booking"

A few years ago a some friends and I went to Waterloo to party for the weekend. Our buddy Jeff was going to school at the University of Waterloo and knew of some crazy parties going on. The first night there we hit up... continue

>Logan Lynn - "Demons And White Light Saved My Life"

When I was about 12 years old I went to a sleepover and watched the original Chucky movie - I was so scared that, in order to keep myself from freaking out, I stayed up all night and counted all the stitches in a... continue

>Wages - "Breaking the Ice"

On my first day of my second year of university, after the summer vacation, I was in an English seminar and my prof was getting our class to do an icebreaker exercise. Basically, she wanted everyone in the class to... continue

>Caspian Sawczak - "One Of Those Mornings-After"

About a year ago I got a phone call that started off fairly normal, but in no time at all, things got suspicious. From the other side of the line, words the like of, “So uh, I was wondering” came through my receiver... continue

>Dragonette - "This Guy Is A Porn Star!"

My best friend in middle school was very experienced with guys. She had done a lot more than kissing at the age of 12. I, on the other hand, had never even kissed a boy. But she would tell me all about it. When she went... continue

>Saosin - "Little Thing Run Down The Hallway!"

I wanted to believe in ghosts so badly as a kid. I’m not sure why. I wanted to believe that something was out there haunting my neighborhood; freaking out the old lady down the street. I even tied a string across my... continue

>Dance Gavin Dance - "Down To Mexicali"

When kids see me they just want to beat me up. They think I look like Curtis E. Bear from The Simpsons and want to beat the living daylights out of me. It’s not fun. I think they like me, but the bite marks around my... continue

>Gallows - "A Foot Away From The Cliff Edge"

I’m not one to drink and drive but when you run out of beer what are you going to do? My friend John is a bit of a troublemaker however. He’ll get drunk and slap your drink right out of your hand and then try to wrestle... continue

>Andrew W.K. - "On The Windows Of Store Fronts Or..."

I still remember the first time we walked out of a jewelry/makeup accessory store and my friend handed me a pair of earrings I had been admiring but couldn't justify buying. I turned to her looking slightly confused,... continue

>Alexisonfire - "UFO's And Ketchup Chips"

Snack food goes really well with pretty much anything, from sitting in class to late night trouble making. How about breaking up with your girlfriend? Twizzlers. What about telling your parents you are dropping out of... continue